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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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More Bush-bashing! This time from one of Americas favorite comedians, Stephen Colbert!
These videos has been viewed over 500,000 times at YouTube.

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The Worst President in History?

One of America’s leading historians assesses George W. Bush
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Huzzah for me!
This is the ultimate proof that hard work DOES pay off, cause today is the day i got my..
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I’ve finally rekindeled my love for computer games, after Elder Scrolls: Oblivion got released. I haven’t gotten the time to play it very much, but I think much of the easter vacation will be spent on it.

Here is a cute story from the elder scrolls forum:

“I remember the rainy evening which I exited the Bloodworks as Arena Grand Champion, what a glorious day. To make it better a handsome looking Bosmer with a ravishingly charming smile runs up to me and declares me as his god. I was so pleased, and of coarse I let him follow me.

We used to run through fields of grass laughing, killing rats, wolves, bears and the odd bandit. Whenever I got down like getting beaten his smile was always there to make it better. I also remember how we used to frolic in the small pools just beneath Arena walls, splashing water and throwing lilly flowers at the guards then submerging into the water to hide… only to get caught because we would giggle so hard that we couldn’t hold our breathes.

I remember the wonderful day when I finally scraped enough money to afford a nice home in Chorrol, fully furnished and ready. My fanboy and I used to spend endless nights beside the fire… him in his basket purring while I brushed his hair…

BUT THOSE DAYS ARE GONE!!

A dreadful day it was today! I stepped into an Oblivion gate only to come out without my soul-mate! I SHALL NEVER REST UNTIL HE IS FOUND! THE JAWS OF OBLIVION WILL REMAIN OPEN UNTIL HE IS FOUND! DAMN THE EMPIRE, DAMN THE DIVINES AND DAMN ALL OF NIRN!”

- lewtmastah

Hooray.. I think.. This one is at least much less stressful.. Perhaps too little.. Atleast I will have enough time to update my site…

Laugh of the day:

-BTW. That Brokeback Mountain thing could never happen in real life.
- What makes you say that? No cowboy could ever be gay?
- No. Five little words: “Spit is not a lubricant”

Stolen from Little-Gamers.com

Time to start claiming you need more rights, and making remarks about how little you really need men..
Well.. Enjoy the day, cause the rest 364 days in the year are ours!
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.. & blow your family to smithereens!

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This happened to IceCool while he installed Heroes of Might and Magic III..