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March 7, 2006

The Jihadi

Filed under: News — ahazu @ 14:45

Yesterday, norwegian TV2 aired a documentary about an iraqui immigrant in Norway, who went to Iraq to become a martyr. His wish was to kill americans, and to die gloriously in combat against the evil oppression.

When he came to Iraq, he was assigned to be a suicide bomber (according to “experts”, non-natives aren’t concidered as good jihadis as the native ones). The “norwegian” jihadi chickened out, and fled Iraq. On his way back to Norway, he was imprisoned in Syria.

In the documentary, the jihadi tells us how bad Norway is:

  • It’s cold
  • All the people are unfriendly
  • All norwegians are phonies
  • More people are killed every weekend in Oslo, than in Iraq, in a YEAR
  • He had it better when he was in the syrian prison, than he has it in Oslo

Well.. It’s great having you back here in hell!
You can see the documentary at TV2s webtv..

March 2, 2006

Hackers Can Turn Your Home Computer Into a BOMB..

Filed under: Uncategorized — ahazu @ 14:44

.. & blow your family to smithereens!

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February 27, 2006

Will Apple ditch OS X?

Filed under: Tech, News — ahazu @ 15:16

According to an article by John C. Dvorak, the answer is: “probably”.
The following is an article published in PCmag.com

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February 24, 2006

Not enough RAM?

Filed under: Uncategorized — ahazu @ 19:07

Not enough RAM
This happened to IceCool while he installed Heroes of Might and Magic III.. :)

Things I’m looking forward to:

Filed under: Uncategorized — ahazu @ 15:00

TV Shows:


Movie releases:

And there are probably a lot of movies I’ve forgotten to mention, so I’ll update that if it comes to mind..
Also; many of the dates might be for the norwegian relese, so some releases might come sooner :)

February 23, 2006

Curling and Gladiators

Filed under: News — ahazu @ 14:00

This is Dordi, the norwegian curling teams' captain

This is a picture of Dordi, the norwegian curling teams’ captain.
Seems we’re loosing to Canada this time..

In other “news”, researchers has found out that gladiators were civilized, fat, vegetarians, who looked like sumo wrestlers (link is in norwegian)..
Also: people are still killing each others in Iraq..

February 22, 2006

What to do, what to do?

Filed under: Uncategorized — ahazu @ 21:20

Today Norway lost in curling..
And since Norway has been loosing “all” the other events, that we should have won, I’m taking this a little more seriously than I otherwise would. Perhaps it’s time we also start buffing up our contenders with steroids..
I think we should have one OL (Olympic Games/”Leker”) for “clean” contenders, and one for the drugged up ones.. Robotic limbs and firearms would also be allowed in these games.. That would kick ass..

Aaaaand I think that’s what was important in the news today. As all the ruckus around the Mohammed-drawings seems to have been “silenced” , the world is “safe” once again..

Except from all those people dying all over the world.. That sucks..

January 11, 2006

Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.

Filed under: Uncategorized — ahazu @ 13:58

This latin saying says: “When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults”.
Hooray for catapults :p

January 4, 2006

Hello world!

Filed under: Uncategorized — ahazu @ 11:15

I’ve made made a blog.. Or better yet.. I got Wordpress to do it for me, and then I stripped away lots of its junk!
Hooray for me!

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