What would Ahazu do? (melody: What Would Brian Boitano Do?)

(The semi-official Ahazu-song)

What would Ahazu do 
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan 
And he'd follow through,
That's what Ahazu'd do

When Ahazu was in the olympics, 
Skating for the gold,
He did two sow cows and a triple lutz, 
While wearing a blind fold

When Ahazu was in the alps, 
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair

So what would Ahazu do 
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Ahazu'd do

When Ahazu travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot king
And saved the human race again 	
	
And when Ahazu built the pyramids, 
He beat up Kublia Khan
..
Cuz Ahazu doesn't take shit from an-y-body

So lets all get together, 
And hail our mighty Ahazu
And build a big-assed monument
to hail our Ahazu.

And build a big-assed monument, 
To hail our Ahazuuuu
Cause that's what your mom would do